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Apr 20, 2013761 notes
The truth never set me free: Please please please → hegotaway.tumblr.com

hegotaway:

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1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted…

Apr 8, 201315 notes
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July 2012

2 posts

Jul 7, 201217,641 notes
“


Striped (Rainbow) Fingerless Gloves
Supplies:
-at least 2 balls (contrasting colours) of size 4 medium worsted weight yarn (I’ve used Lion Brand Vanna’s Choice in 6 colours, 3.5 oz (100 g), 170 yards (156 m) )
-size I (size 9 or 5.5mm) crochet hook
-scissors
-darning needle

*Colour change tip: When I change colours, I yarn over with both threads and complete the stitch with only the new thread. Holding on to the old colour and the tail of the new colour, crochet underneath those two threads and complete the stitch above those two colours. This way, the yarn gets woven into the back of the stitch and saves you from having to weave in the ends when you are finished the glove.

Ch 26, join with slst to first ch.
Round 1: Ch 1, sc 26. Add marker if you like to see precisely where the round begins/ends, because you will now work in the round (no more slst to the beginning of the round, you’ll just continue with sc)
Round 2: Sc 26.
Round 3-5: Repeat round 2.
Round 6: Sc in next 2 sts, ch 7, skip 2 sts and sc in 3rd and every st until end of round.
Round 7-8: Sc

Round 9: Change colour, sc in back loop only for whole round.
Round 10: Sc
Round 11: Sc2tog twice*, sc in next 6 sts, sc2tog twice*, sc rest of round.
Round 12: Sc
Round 13: Sc2tog twice*, sc in next 3 sts, sc2tog twice*, sc rest of round.
Round 14: Sc
Round 15: Sc2tog twice*, sc rest of round
Round 16: Sc

Round 17: Change colour, sc in back loop only for whole round.
Round 18-23: Sc
Round 24: (Sc in next 5 sts, 2sc in next st*) repeat to end of round.
Round 25: Sc

Round 26: Change colour, sc in back loop only or whole round.
Round 27: Sc
Round 28: (Sc 7, 2sc in next st*) repeat once, then sc to end of round.
Round 29-33: Sc

Round 34: Change colour, sc in back loop only for whole round.
Round 35-40: Sc

Round 41: Change colour, sc in back loop only for whole round.
Round 42-47: Sc

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Jul 5, 2012

April 2012

2 posts

After Getting Home From School

Monday:

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Tuesday: 

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Wednesday:

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Thursday:

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Friday:

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Apr 6, 201228,569 notes
Arriving at class and your teacher isn't there...

At first you’re like “she must absent!”

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But then the teacher walks in and you’re like

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Apr 6, 201241,736 notes

March 2012

87 posts

Not studying for a test and passing it

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Mar 31, 201254,091 notes
When the teacher asks us to make a line quietly

Expectation:

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Reality:

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Mar 31, 201298,910 notes
When my teachers assign homework on the first day of school.

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Mar 31, 201214,164 notes
I hate when I finish reading a really good book. It's kind of like

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Mar 30, 201237,473 notes
When celebrities buy 321649821375926 dollar dresses and Im just here like

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Mar 30, 2012118,777 notes
I hate when I ask someone a question nicely and they reply rudely.

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Mar 30, 201218,975 notes
Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of like a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.

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Mar 30, 201236,509 notes
When I see something bad happen to the person I hate.

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Mar 30, 201269,192 notes
That moment when you didn't study for a test but ace'd it anyway

Mar 30, 2012
That awkward moment when you trip over nothing

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Mar 30, 201243,219 notes
That awkward moment when someone that weighs approximately 7 pounds says they're fat or need to lose weight.

And I’m over here like

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Mar 30, 201214,145 notes
When on a laptop:

And this shows up:

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And you’re like:

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But then a couple minutes later this shows up:

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And you run to get your charger like:

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Mar 30, 201285,354 notes
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